May192013

brokentapedeck:

“There’s Chloe, who’s like, my oldest friend. We kinda grew apart over the last year, I guess I kinda had my own stuff going on. Like wondering why my best friend was growing apart from me. Like wondering why I was having a secret mental breakdown. But whatever - it’s complicated, I guess.”

ugh right in the feels

(via rae-nelson)

10AM
death-by-lulz:

officialtylerperry:
THIS KID ZIPPED HIS HOODIE AROUND A POLE AND TOLD THE DEAN HE’S NOT GOING TO CLASS hE’S STILL THERE

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death-by-lulz:

officialtylerperry:

THIS KID ZIPPED HIS HOODIE AROUND A POLE AND TOLD THE DEAN HE’S NOT GOING TO CLASS
hE’S STILL THERE


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(Source: gnarlydumps)

10AM

In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach. I eat like a caveman. I’ll be the only actress who doesn’t have anorexia rumors.

In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach. I eat like a caveman. I’ll be the only actress who doesn’t have anorexia rumors.

(via howethorne)

9AM

Two things

thatswhatsinglegirlsdo:

1. Chloe is the worst best friend in the history of best friends.
2. Finn needs to marry me.

May182013
10PM
ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

(via becoming-irrelevant)

10PM
12AM

(Source: edward-norton, via ianmckelen)

12AM
death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: shinoddddd)

May172013

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via betweenlegs)